I would like to report seeing:
loafing
lounging
theft
insubordination
embezzlement
larceny
moonlighting
arms dealing
smuggling
illegal dumping
seal clubbing
union agitation
my uncle Jeb
weapons violations
other
Seeing these activities in the workplace makes me feel:
happy
dirty
depressed
chipper
jolly
morose
jealous
vengeful
enlightened
tingly
bitter
special
old
irate
voyeuristic
sad
other
In the future I would like to see more:
Trained monkeys.
Yes!
Bass fishing.
Yes!
Biathlons.
Yes!
Gator wrestling.
Yes!
I feel this site is the best thing since
sliced bread.
the dawn of time.
the wheel.
they repealed Prohibition.
Nixon died.
the telegraph.
manned spaceflight.
zero was invented.
Kittyhawk.
DaVinci's self-portrait.
particle physics.
the womb.
Cheez Whiz.
the Panama Canal.
the creation of vowels.
the horseless carriage.
The Beatles.
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